he wants to bone in the snuggie
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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