Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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