Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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