Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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