So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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