i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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