so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
