he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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