Buhtt sex?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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