Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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