So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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