i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
is wine microwaveable?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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