Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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