its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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