I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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