The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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