I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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