he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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