Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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its like you know when i get waxed
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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