I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i out mim tonsoeep
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