i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Randomize
