Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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