Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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