Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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