i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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