Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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