Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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