So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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