I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We need a shit load of segways right now
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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