What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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