ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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