So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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