Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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