your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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