Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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