...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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