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  • Okay I decided since you are in san francisco, it is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:41am
  • I am conflicted as to whether I should find this funny or not..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:40am
  • i hate guys who threaten suicide just to prevent their significant other from breaking up with them. honestly. that's why i didn't go out with this one guy i was into. they're just looking for attention and a concrete way of holding a girlfriend; because they obviously don't have anything else to offer in order to hold a healthy relationship. idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:14am
  • What a fucking depressing boyfriend. Leave that fuck already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Emotional blackmailers are very immature. I'll bet he blames every little thing that goes wrong in the relationship on you. And he's got an excuse for every time he misbehaves (as in you drove him to do it). And I bet if you ever have a need or a legitimate request in the relationship he acts like he's doing you a huge favor. So, what's the going hourly rate for babysitting these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:29am
  • What a great way to deal with emotional blackmail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:10am
  • lmfao... i wish i thought of that first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:57am
  • Ur bf is threatening suicide GET HIM SOME HELP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:05pm
  • I wish I would have thought of this when my ex-boyfriend would do that. Except he went so far as to cut himself. Even though it was just him trying to be manipulative. So I sent him to the mental hospital instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:28am
  • Lmafo what a drama queen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:35am
  • Are you sure you're on the right site? Postsecret instead perhaps lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:33am
  • Does he yell a lot and hang up the phone during an agrument? Especially when you have a good point? Do the two of you talk constantly about his interests, but not yours? Does he even know what your interests are? Does he say "I really don't want to go that party (or restaurant or any other thing you suggest) but I'll do it for you? Emotional blackmailers are classic cases. They don't grow up or change. They just keep finding the people who give in to them. Save yourself! Run!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:19pm
  • hahahahaha... this is so wrong, but just hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:45am
  • Ugh I had a boyfriend that would do that to manipulate me into not leaving him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:01am
  • hahahahahahahahahaahah p.s.FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:59am
  • you would be a widow if you were married- just as a boyfriend, you would be- Lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:48am
  • its just not humorous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:16pm
  • HAHAHA! Finally a funny tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:30am
  • i know an asshole like that he just wants attentionn dump his ass and get a new boyfriend, douchebag isnt worth changing your status lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Omg win. But then again he may be threatening this because he's with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Ahahahahaa awesome :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:07am
  • That's classic, good on you girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:40pm
  • i agree w 8:55 i actually giggled..its been a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:32am
  • awesome b u should be gettin banged out by a fun girl like meeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:37am
  • Hahahahahahah that's great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:46am
  • Lmao I had a boyfriend like that but I broke up with him to see if he would really do it..,RIP Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:44am
  • He wouldn't do it but that's really funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:01pm
  • you must be dating my ex... he would tell me I hated him and then say he slit his throat... but he's still alive...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:05pm
  • Lmfao!! This is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:04am
  • i agree this is a humorous way to deal with his emotional blackmail (nothing better than blackmailing a blackmailer, i always say), but the bigger question is why are you still with this guy? it'd be funny if you weren't in fact enabling his childish behavior by staying with him even though this is basically emotional abuse. get a life and stop taking responsibility for his.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:41am
  • I would totally hi-five you if I could right now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:13pm
  • i love you dad -jesu christe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:38am
  • 1219 you just described 6 months of my life!

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 27, 12 at 7:26am
  • Haha that's funny I should try that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:29am
  • Lol stupid emo people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:47am
  • its time to let that one gooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Sounds like you picked a winner there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:51am
  • You'd have to be married dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:37am
  • from someone who survived a suicide attempt, if they're threatening to do it constantly, they're fine. they're whiny little brats looking for attention. so mock them all you want. there's one common denominator with every suicide - guilt. he obviously doesn't feel any. so plan a fake memorial service where you all complain about him

    Submitted by miss_lauren on Jul 13, 11 at 7:59am
  • Way to smackdown! I know a similar dude. Are his initials DFB?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:42am
  • Tell the emo fuck to do it. Thinning of the herd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:26pm
  • i read this at work and started laughing. loudly. i work in a call center. guy on the phone bitching about his bill... not impressed. i however, lovvveee it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:41am
  • I actually had a best friend that went through with this threat while he was on the phone arguing with his girlfriend. Really sad that guys feel insecure enough to even threaten suicide, even worse when they act on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 10:14....shutup. no one gives a fuck

    Submitted by corona123 on May 23, 10 at 12:53pm
  • OH MY GOD lmfao. I am SOOO going to use that...thank you, thank you oh so very much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:50pm
  • I haven't laughed at a TFLN for a long time... I like this one :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:06am
  • Is his name Chris Henry?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:28am
  • Really 11:37? It's a god damn joke on tfln. Calm the fuck down and get a life. It's slapstick entetainment here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Priceless XD What a douchebag. Let him kill himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:20am
  • Seriously? Who decides what makes it on this site? They are sick and have no sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:27am
  • ^^^^^^^ stfu, this isnt therepy circle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Why are so many projecting their own issues onto this post? None of this emotional blackmail bullshit is in any way mentioned in the original, so why do you feel the need to launch into it? Go deal with the shit in your own lives before you start giving advice, because clearly there is a lot fucked up in them.

    Submitted by exosus on Aug 13, 11 at 12:14am
  • YOu're my fucking hero!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:53pm
  • That's definitely one way of showing someone that their death will affect others around them, I guess.

    Submitted by MikeRotch on Sep 27, 17 at 4:41pm
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