I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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