i permit you to call me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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