So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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