Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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