Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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