if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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