Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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