Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
