Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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