the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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