Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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