Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
