What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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