he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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