YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This house was built for laser tag.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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