: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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