i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
