seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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