I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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