Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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