Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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