Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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