Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
where am i from again
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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