Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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